How to Start Dating

1. 

   1. Go out with friend who is girl
   2. Have her bring her friends who are girls along.
   3. Talk to said friends.
   4. Exchange numbers
   5. Ask them out.
   6. ???
   7. Profit!!!

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   If she won't do that then:
   

   1. Go to bar.
   2. Start drinking.
   3. Get confident
   4. Ask out girl.
   5. Get Rejected.
   6. Swallow Sadness
   7. Ask out less attractive girl
   8. Get Rejected
   9. Swallow Sadness
   10. Talk to other girl
   11. Give her your number (you don't ask for a girls number, you give them yours. If they like you, they'll text/call. If not then they won't. And this way you can't harrass them with multiple texts after you just met her you clingy fuck.)
   12. She texts you.
   13. Ask out to lunch
   14. She already has plans
   15. Play it off cool like
   16. Wait a few days, text occasionally but not all the time you clingy fuck
   17. your friend is throwing a party, she should stop by.
   18. Go to party
   19. Run into her at party.
   20. More small talk.
   21. Make joke, she laughs
   22. She has to go home early because of a big test.
   23. okay
   24. Don't text her the next day you clingy fuck
   25. She texts you the day after, if not then you text her after a while
   26. Ask her out again
   27. Sorry, my boyfriend is in town
   28. (WHAT THE FUCK SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND WHY DIDN'T SHE FUCKING TELL ME-) Oh, it's cool no big deal
   29. Talk to her occasionally to keep in touch, don't ask her out again, and she can find her own fucking parties since she didn't pay for a fucking cup.
   30. Go back to bar.
   31. Get shitfaced.
   32. Hit on fattest, ugliest girl there.
   33. Brag to all your friends
   34. See her sober.
   35. Decide you're finished with dating and just want to work out and improve yourself.
   36. Riding bus
   37. Sitting next to cute girl
   38. 2000 BONERS SUDDENLY AND FOREVER
   39. make stupid joke
   40. She giggles
   41. have good conversation
   42. "Here's my stop"
   43. O-okay I'll see you around!
   44. You didn't get her number
   45. You stupid fuck.
   46. goddamnit.
   47. Go back to bar
   48. fatass is there
   49. She's so glad to see you.
   50. Try to make friendly small talk, can't make eye contact
   51. You start texting a lot.
   52. She leaves.
   53. You leave
   54. You decide to stop drinking so much.
   55. 4 months later.
   56. Meet cute girl.
   57. Repeat steps 13-18.
   58. Drink at party for first time in months
   59. Get way too drunk
   60. Cute girl shows up
   61. "fuck"
   62. Run to bathroom
   63. Throw up repeatedly.
   64. pass out
   65. Wake up with condom sticking out of your ass
   66. Decide dating is hard
   67. Join dating website
   68. All hideous with children already
   69. 4 hot girls
   70. hot girls get spammed with messages every day
   71. Think you'll send them a witty, original message
   72. It's not
   73. They never write back
   74. delete account because you can't bear the shame
   75. Run into cute girl with boyfriend
   76. She's single now.
   77. Here's your chance
   78. Don't fuck it up.
   79. You fucked it up.
   80. Fuck.
   81. Swear off dating forever
   82. Change mind
   83. Go to step 1.
   84. Repeat forever.